Moneyboys in Thailand

Um die Gedanken des Autors (wenn er's denn ist...) nicht im Sinn zu verfälschen gebe ich das Ganze unkommentiert im Orginal wieder. Der Text entstammt einem Mitgliederprofil der Dating Plattform Gay Romeo. Es versteht sich von selbst dass das Profil einem Farang gehört und nicht einem Thai (wobei man auch da nicht so sicher sein kann, da bekanntermaßen die wenigsten Chatter es mit der Wahrheit ganz genau nehmen). Wie hat ein Bekannter aus Wuppertal letztens so treffend gesagt: "Die (der Moneyboy an sich) sind alle besser als Liz Taylor...".

"IF HE SAYS..... HE REALLY MEANS....

Hello sexy man. = Hello stupid farang.
Hello. Come here. = Hello. Come here Sucker.
You very handsome,sexy man. = You look like you have a lot of money.
Where you come from? = What currency do i need to check the exchange rate?
You first time in Thailand? = Just how gullible are you?
I no have farang, farang no like me. = I have many farang. Going for your sympathy vote works every time.
How long you stay in Thailand? = How long have i got to bleed you dry.
Witch hotel you stay? = Where will I be sleeping tonight?
You have Thai boy? = Do i have to share your money with anynone else?
I love you. = I love your money.
You have good heart. = You have a BIG wallet.
You good man for me. = You are spending a lot of money. You are good for my
bank account.
I miss you. = I miss your money.
I no want money. = I want your money.
I no want money. Only want you. = I want all your money.
I go with you for free. = This will cost you double.
I no Butterfly. = I sleep with my BF and any farang who pays money for me fine.
I go with him before but no sex. = I truly am a liar.
I not lie, I no like GO - HOK. = I'm a BIG liar.
MY FRIEND ME = MY BOYFRIEND
MY FRIEND YOU = YOUR FRIEND
MONEY ME = MY MONEY
MONEY YOU = MY MONEY.

I need 4,000 baht to give my mama for... = I need new shoes.
I never cheat = When you look, I never cheat.When you dont look, I cheat.
MONEY NUMBER ONE = = MONEY NUMBER ONE."

Dann doch ein knapper Kommentar meinerseits: Märchen, Legenden und Lügen halten sich in aller Regel die Waage, wobei der Verfasser in aller Regel ohnehin nur an einem interessiert ist: MONEY ME. Na denn - alles klar zum Thema Moneyboys in Thailand?